Funny song: Right click and select "save as"

For Wes. instructions same as above

This is an acapella cover of Weezer's "Say it Ain't So". DL!!!

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Maladroit

Short Something

Hello! Welcome to the website that links to the Russian's website.

People Plants Series (Dead?)

OK, this POEM is NOT about girls and that makes me like it somewhat more than the utter crap posted below (thus the separation). So, take a look and enjoy if you feel so inclined.

Stuff

And, as a minor clarification, most of these are intended to be humorous.
Some are jokes, some are serious, some are incredibly sarcastic. Figure it out.
I have learned to laugh at my own pathetic life...

I'm Just Joking
Crap By Definition
My Ode to Love
I Give Up
Exactly Why?
A Bloody Victory
A Negative Summation
Daylight
Dissenting Opinion
NEW A Rational Cage

Stories

The End of Sentiment

This is the Russian